Wednesday, June 4, 2008

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The Call for the Ministers

As the "President of the Internet" , I now call nominations from all over the "internet world" for the posts of "the Minister" of the following divisions:

  1. World Wide Web
  2. E-mail
  3. Usenet
  4. Internet Relay Chat(IRC)
  5. File Transfer
  6. Telnet
  7. Instant Messaging
The duties and functions of the Ministers of each divisions will be drafted out.People who are interested in applying for a post have to do this.They have to file their own nomination letters along with a little information about you.The required information in the nomination are :
  • Name
  • E-mail address
  • Earthly Location
  • Profile(may be a blog,website or even a social network page)
  • The division you are contesting to
  • Why do you think are eligible for this.
All properly filled nominations should be e-mailed with subject "Nomination-[Division Name]"to president(dot)luckymurari(at)gmail(dot)com [replace (dot) with . and (at) with @].

Depending on the number of candidates and the quality of them, a voting will be held.Last date for the nominations phase is 30-July-2008.Any queries comment here.

Monday, May 12, 2008

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Welcome Me,the President

Cometh the time,Cometh "the ONE"
With the need for the arrival of "The ONE" explained ,I thought I would take up the responsibility.So with this post, I am announcing myself as the "President of the Internet".Yeah , I would like to introduce myself as "The ONE" and a designation for it is the President.So what will be my first actions as the President?

1.Any system can't work on a single person's shoulders.So I am planning to get the "Ministers" for different divisions who would take care of all this stuff.I will draft out a post next about this.

2.Every one has to know that I am the President.So I surely have to advertise this news.So I will go for the advertising part.

3.There should be some rules and guidelines for everything.I will draft them out here in future.May be I will delegate the job to some efficient individuals.

4.Create a strict rule set to eliminate the culprits of the internet.May be a code of conduct for all netizens.

5.And first of all and importantly , try to solve the problems of any netizens as soon as they come to my knowledge.


Any more suggestions?

Friday, May 9, 2008

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The need for "The ONE"

There are over 1,355,110,631 citizens(as of April,2008) in the world of internet.And the count is increasing at an astounding rate.With the rise of the netizens , the world of internet is also getting flooded with the social demons.

The internet world has got its roots from the ARPANET.The ARPANET which got its birth as a weapon in defense technologies started to spread among different inter-networking groups and gave rise to the "Internet".Though it was born long ago,th internet world began to become famous from the early 90's.The internet got many divisions with its increasing popularity.Divisions like World Wide Web,IRC,Usenet,email etc., took birth.The fast growing rate of the citizens of the world of internet gave rise to different kinds of people.

Some of them started to pollute the world with their activities called the porn.These people though started as one of the occupations have spread a lot to pollute the world so much that almost 50% of the companies became pornographic.Their activities disturbed the minds of many netizens .

Then came these crooks who called themselves "The Hackers" or "The Crackers".Now the only motive of these people is to destroy other people's properties.They do it just for "fun".Common,what is the fun it?

There are also the people who made some malign creatures and spread them into the world with names viruses,worms etc.They started spying on others properties,spoiled them,looted them.These people combined with the pornos made a very dangerous mobs and became a threat.

Along with these, there are those morons who are considered to be virtuous, but in reality are a cold blooded murderers.These people made other netizens ignorant of the world, to develop their fortunes.How many of you knew that Internet is not just Web but a conglomeration of divisions like email,usenet etc? These morons are the people who hid these facts. They also have many other techniques in their pocket.

With all these activities piling up,the need for "The ONE" has come up.Every one now needs him.

  • The ONE who could lead the internet citizens to the light of knowledge.
  • The ONE who could act as the Saviour from the dirty mobs.
  • The ONE who is impartial to anyone.
  • The ONE who could organize the things for the people.
  • The ONE the netizens reach for in need of help.
Who could be that ONE? Who could dare to do such a huge task?Who is so eligible?